Quin’s Debaucherous Dwarfs - Leader Month (258 points)

 

Trying to please

All these people around me

Is trying to reach for the moon

I see their faces looking so empty saying

I hope that they'll finish soon

Could be a chat show

Could be a go go

Reaction would be the same

So here I go

Though why I don't know

Trying to prove myself again

-Leader Month-

Please welcome to the stage the master of sex dwarfs, Marak Ahlmund and his devious henchman, Goldenrod the Depraved. These two figures are a bit of a departure from the other chaos dwarfs in my collection, Marak is a combination of a Grenadier Drider’s legs & the upper torso of Hthark the Unstoppable, a Blood Bowl star player. Goldenrod is an Iron Claw Gothic Dwarf Wizard.

“Live a little, run a harem, be a tiger
meet Bo Derek and be her Tarzan”

“You’ve got a hard heart,
Being hard is your art”

Just two months remain, for myself that leaves a unit of dwarfs with hand weapons & shields and an asscannon. Next month will likely be my final piece of artillery and some stragglers from previous units.

Level 20 Chaos Dwarf Lord w/ Heavy Armor (180)

Level 5 Chaos Dwarf Wizard (78)

Total for April - 258 Points

I see a movement

Down in the front row

Maybe it's just a mistake

She's smiling at me

But he's frowning at me

Which conclusion

Do I make

Fold all your arms

And look straight ahead

At this puppet on a string

You're feeling confused

But you've made a decision

You don't like anything