The Old World Army Challenge: Quin’s Debaucherous Dwarfs

Wednesday, February 1, 2023

Quin’s Debaucherous Dwarfs - Sex Dwarfs (170 Points)

Blistering light penetrates the glacial chasm as the star of damnation rises above the frozen wastes, the thick sheets of ice transition from a smooth blanket of black silk into rich waves lit with blue hues. Marak Ahlmund awakes from his tainted dreams and sits upon his bed of webs, thinking of the lewd activities from night before. His stomach begins to gurgle and moans- he must have a meal to fill his emptiness. Marak hurries across the chasm before setting upon his throne above the droves of dwarfs compulsively gyrating from wall to wall, all of them submissive to the will of their god. As Marak looks down upon his disciples, he provocatively bellows, “Sex Dwarf!!!” And with these two words echoing across the crevice rhythmically, the dwarfs stop and pull out their weapons before charging up and out of their home to pillage another dwarf city.

To kick off the challenge I’ve painted up 10 chaos dwarfs with heavy armor & double handed weapons. To keep things brief, my paint scheme was of course decided by this line, with some added purple assets like tongues, cloth, wood, etc..

“We can make an outfit for my little Sex Dwarf

To match the gold Rolls and my dumb chauffeur

We'll all look so good, we'll knock 'em cold

Knocking 'em cold in black and gold”